The top picture is a drawing that a client I work with made. I'm particularly fond of the "MOVE MOVE MOVE EMO TOPS" part. Does that man in the picture have an "emo top?" It looks more like a curl bowl cut to me.
The bottom picture is Barry Manilow, clearly.
P.S remember that giant house with the turret?The big green house, that was on the corner...Dream house, remember? I'll bet we could have a huge tree fort in the back yard, probably one for each of us, and can phones too!