Don't Rain On My Parade

So we're on Hawthorne (Saturday night to be precise), and all of a sudden, copious amounts of Santas start to parade down the street. Thin Santas, fat Santas, beardless Santas, mustache Santas, women Santas, tall short, fast, slow, you name it.  Santas in shorts, Santas in stripes, uh huh. It was Sanatas on parade, and parade they did. I imagine some good jokes could go along with this storyline: something about Santas, lots of Santas, and the punchline is "HO HO HOS..." Work on that, and get back to me, would you?