Today while driving, I saw a crow eating some road kill. As I neared the sight, the crow didn't even budge. Nope, that crow was licking his chops and playing chicken at the same time. Seriously crow, right here in the road? Couldn't you dine at the park, or perhaps a nice alley? Anyways I ended up driving around the crow, which caused me to veer in the bike lane. YES, VEER INTO THE BIKE LANE! What are you trying to do to me crow, get me in trouble with law? Seriously!