Dear Easter Candy,Thank you for finding the kindness in your heart to be fifty percent off at most stores so promptly after your debut. I don't know what you have to do with Easter, besides eggs, baskets, and hunts... regardless, I'm sure Jesus would be happy to know that you're sharing the sale candy with Jew's like me who don't get a basket. Easter candy, you'll be happy to know that not only did I buy a Cadbury Cream egg today afterwork, I bought two. That's right, T-W-O, for the fine price of thirty seven cents (tax included). Easter Candy, thank you for the sweet sweet deals (get it, sweet?...I'm here all week).
Sincerely,
Emily PF Dart-McLean
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