Monday, September 28, 2009

Put it on the Ritz...






Raise your virtual hand if Alex and I would make a good Young Frankenstein/ Bride, or Gene Wilder (me) and Young Frankenstein (Alex), or Young Frankenstein and Igor (me). Now hold, wait a minute, I'm not in any way saying that he looks like Frankenstein, beside the obvious height thing... I'm saying I look Gene Wilder or Igor! But seriously, raise your hands..

Working nine to five (in the tune of that one song, um "9-5")


Today was my first day at a new job. I'm going to trying to sum this up without being too serious... But seriously run on sentence synopsis, hold your breath and...GO! Business savvy (it's weird that savvy has not one "v" but two, isn't?), a boss that couldn't get any better, an office, with a computer and a phone (I know right?), and a future train ride and overnight stay in Seattle. And Breathe.  Whoot

Saturday, September 26, 2009

New Edition


One bottle of champagne + volunteer work+ Alex / cleaning out the tiny closet in our living room+ giant burger with onion rings- soup - salad - mustard + french fries / breakfast burritos on Sunday= New Edition ... YIPES

Thursday, September 24, 2009

It was a tiny yellow house, just big enough to wear on your head






Last night I dreamt I made a tiny doll house that could fit in the palm of your hand. It was incredible (if I do say so myself). When you peered through the windows, they magnified the details inside. By the way, I love how dreams amalgamate and morph, and completely make sense in the moment. Peeping inside the magnifying glass windows,  revealed a 2d portrait of a perfect victorian house. It was like a tiny reality of an old house... that happened to be small enough to rest in your palm (which seemed completely plausible in dream world).  I think the dream rooted a few weeks ago.
At my old job I spent a few wasted afternoons perfecting this house idea...the house I made was big enough to wear over your head like a mask (by that I mean I stuck it over my head, just to see what would happen...Nothing). It wasn't intended to be a mask, I was just giving YOU, an idea of what size you should be picturing this minute in your lovely head. Anyways, it was cardboard, a yellow cardboard house, with a working door, and the tiniest mail slot. Peering through the laminate windows revealed a quaint  house with four rooms stacked one on top of the other. 
Anyways last night before I fell asleep I plotted riding my bicycle to my work to steal my yellow house. I would pretend that I was showing up to say Hello, and casually grab the house. "Hello" I'd say (mean while, I'm casually putting the house on my head, like it's my bicycle helmet). "hsher sserg jahjjkh" I'd muffle through my house helmet (by that I'd mean "see you later suckers"). Anyways I fell asleep thinking about that. Oh and by the way, I probably won't steal the yellow house back, I think it would be to hard to bike with it on my head. I'll just have to get to work on a palm size house, does anyone have a tiny magnifying glass?

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

P.S

I also bought a car...

Fried Pie

Today was my last day of my old job. Monday is my first day of my new  job. I successfully called the guy at the "fried pie cart" an asshole, which was quite deserved... it also amounted to a swig of tequila (random). What more could you want of a Tuesday evening?